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ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

Interprété par Eric Idle

Tiré de 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian'

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewin' on life's gristle
Don't gumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best

..AND..

Always look on the bright side of life (whistles)
Always look on the light side of life (whistles)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's somefing you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When your feelin' in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle that's the ting

And always look on the bright side of life (whistles)
Come on! ..Always look on the right side of life (whistles)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin

Enjoy it! It's your last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death

A-Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece a shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
But remember that the last laugh is on you

And always look on the bright side of life

(this repeats as Eric continues talking through the song)

C'mon Brian! Cheer up!
Worse things happen at sea, you know!
I mean, what you got to lose?
You know, you gone from nofin', you gone back to nofin', what you lost? Nofin'!
Nofin' will come from nofin'..'
You know what they say? Cheer up, ya ol' bugger!

C'mon! Give us a grin! There ya are!
See? It's the end of the film.
Incidently, this record's available in the forlap.
Someone's got to live as well, you know.
Alright, it's a lot.

(mumbling)

Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?
I told him, I said to him,
'Bernie,' I said, 'I never made that money, mate..'

BRAVE SIR ROBIN

Sung by Neil Innes

From `Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

Song 1 --

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Song 2 --

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

Song 3 -

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.